Author: Ninjoe

  • Ninjoe’s New Year’s Resolutions (2026)

    Ninjoe’s New Year’s Resolutions (2026)

    • Start and beat 100 games
    • Earn 1st place in Stuntman: Ignition (PS2) speedrunning
    • Earn 4 stars in EVERY Wii Fit exercise/game
    • Create the DEFINITIVE EDITION of The Lanky Lore of The Binding of Isaac (includes improved research and lore of The Legend of Bum-bo)
    • Learn guitar (play at least 100 solid hours of Rocksmith)
    • Learn enough Japanese to be conversational

    This is the non-exhaustive list of goals I hope to accomplish this year.

    Ultimately, I want to get fit, cultured, and finish what I started last year (2025). I’m gonna hold my feet to the fire and get stuff DONE.

    Thank you for reading the script to my TED Talk.

    Ninjoe's mascot with fireworks in the background
  • The Lanky Lore of The Binding of Isaac

    The Lanky Lore of The Binding of Isaac

    The first Lanky Lore Joe made.

    This video covers the story of The Binding of Isaac and its DLCs (Afterbirth, Afterbirth+, and Repentance) and my perspective on it.

    Lanky Lore is a video series where I do in-depth story analyses on games I’ve spent a lot of hours in. Of course, there will be details that I miss during the research and scripting phase that would make the video fuller/better, which is why I try my best to reply to a lot of comments.